tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-132775152011-04-21T16:30:11.429-07:00Cravenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15690053635482238858noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13277515.post-1117458830665578812005-05-30T06:09:00.000-07:002005-05-30T06:13:50.670-07:00In the interest of science and public service, I have devised a little test to see if you are truly like me, and a select few others that are positively “Trailer Trash“.<br /><br />Take this quiz now to see how you rate. I made it simple enough for everyone! All the answers are either “Yes” or “No”. If you can’t read, ask one of your friends to read the test to you while they record the results, and remember you score one extra point if you really can’t read!<br />( I personally scored a 21!)<br /><br />1. Did your Junior or Senior Prom have daycare?<br /><br />2. Do you have to go outside to get a beer from the fridge?<br /><br />3. Have you been married three times and still have the same in-laws?<br /><br />4. Have you ever lit a match in your bathroom and had your house explode right off its wheels?<br /><br />5. Does the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch have more teeth than you or your significant other?<br /><br />6. Do you think that the last four words to the Star Spangled Banner are, “gentlemen, start your engines.”?<br /><br />7. Do you think that loading the dishwasher means getting your Ol’ Lady drunk?<br /><br />8. Does your toilet paper have words and numbers on it?<br /><br />9. Do you think that Iraq is a word describing a woman‘s large breasts?<br /><br />10. Do you think that a girl who is “out of your league” bowls at the Bowl-arama on a different night?<br /><br />11. Do you think that Genitalia is the name of an Italian airline?<br /><br />12. Has your Ol’ Lady’s hairdo ever been ruined by a ceiling fan?<br /><br />13. Do you go to your own family reunion looking for a date?<br /><br />14. Was one of your kids born in the bed of your pickup?<br /><br />15. Do you let your 13 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids?<br /><br />16. Have you ever been unable to marry your sweetheart because there’s a law against it?<br /><br />17. Was your school fight song Dueling Banjos?<br /><br />18. Do you have Confederate flag as a curtain in your home?<br /><br />19. Do you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader?<br /><br />20. Do you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard?<br /><br /><br />TEST SCORING:<br /><br />1-3 If you answered “yes” to one to three questions you most likely have no hope of being recognized as Trailer Trash. You are more than likely a RUBBIE however!<br /><br />4-10 By answering “yes” to anywhere from four to ten answers, you have a 65% chance of becoming recognized in your community as Trailer Trash. You are one pink flamingo on your lawn or one junk truck in the driveway of your lot from gaining the title!<br /><br />11-15 “Yes” answers. You are without a doubt a (Confederate) flag bearer for the Trailer Trash establishment in your community! You undoubtedly own a double stacked, double wide trailer for which you are the envy of everyone in your own little “park” of the world!<br /><br />16-20 “Yes” responses would indicate that you are DEFINITELY Trailer Trash, and you proudly go where very few men, women, or aliens have ever gone before! You enjoy the finer yet simple pleasures of life without the distractions of low-carb diets, e-mail viruses, cell phone babble and unnecessary trips to the grocery store! You have arrived and understand the true peace that your lifestyle can bring! Your many cousins, sisters, brothers, sister in-laws, brother in-laws, grandma’s, grandpa’s, fathers and mothers are proud to call you their own. Hell, you’re probably my neighbor!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13277515-111745883066557881?l=craven-moorehead.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cravenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15690053635482238858noreply@blogger.com5